| Plort Peddler | Achieved | Sell 100 plorts at the Plort Market | 2783 days 9 hours ago |
| Transplorter | Achieved | Sell 500 plorts at the Plort Market | 2783 days 8 hours ago |
| Plort Authority | Achieved | Sell 1,000 plorts at the Plort Market | 2775 days 19 hours ago |
| Plort Powerhouse | Not Achieved | Sell 2,500 plorts at the Plort Market | |
| Plort Tycoon | Not Achieved | Sell 5,000 plorts at the Plort Market | |
| Buck Buck Bagu- | Not Achieved | Feed 100 chickens to slimes on the Ranch | |
| Fruit Cocktail | Not Achieved | Have 3 different fruit trees on the Ranch at the same time | |
| Salad Bar | Not Achieved | Have 3 different veggie gardens on the Ranch at the same time | |
| Fortunate | Achieved | Earn over 5,000 newbucks | 2783 days 8 hours ago |
| Well-Off Rancher | Achieved | Earn over 25,000 newbucks | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Upper Crust | Not Achieved | Earn over 100,000 newbucks | |
| A Quick Newbuck | Achieved | Earn 5,000 newbucks in a single day | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Up All Night | Achieved | Stay awake from 6 AM to 6 AM the next day | 2775 days 19 hours ago |
| Not My Morning | Achieved | Be knocked out before 10 AM | 2783 days 8 hours ago |
| While You Were Away | Not Achieved | Return to the Ranch after more than 24 hours | |
| Catch! | Achieved | Shoot food into an airborne slime's mouth | 2783 days 10 hours ago |
| Omnivorous | Achieved | Feed pink slimes on the Ranch 10 different types of food | 2509 days 16 hours ago |
| Tasty! | Not Achieved | Feed 50 slimes on the Ranch their favorite food | |
| Mine, All Mine | Achieved | Discovered the Quarry | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| On the Other Side | Not Achieved | Discovered the Moss Blanket | |
| Smoke, Fire, and Mirrors | Not Achieved | Discovered the Glass Desert | |
| Jelly Belly Burst | Achieved | Burst a gordo slime | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Open Says Me | Achieved | Open a slime gate | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Carousel | Not Achieved | Incinerate an elder chicken | |
| You... Monster! | Not Achieved | Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go | |
| Burstin' at the Seams | Not Achieved | Put at least 50 units into each slot of a fully upgraded silo | |
| Fully Loaded | Not Achieved | Have a maximally upgraded corral, coop, and silo on the Ranch | |
| Hasty Exchange | Achieved | Fulfill a Range Exchange request between Noon and 2 PM | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Free Rangin' | Not Achieved | Collect 50 plorts on the Range in a single day | |
| Hat Trick | Not Achieved | Obtain at least 3 gold plorts from a single gold slime | |
| That Only Works in Comic Books | Not Achieved | Stand inside a rad aura for at least 15 seconds | |
| Once Bitten, Twice... Bitten | Not Achieved | Hold onto a tarr for 15 seconds | |
| Boop! | Achieved | Let a tabby slime headbutt you right on the nose | 2783 days 9 hours ago |
| Fireworks | Not Achieved | Shoot a boom slime largo into the air that explodes before landing | |
| Controlling the Chaos | Not Achieved | Constrain more than 15 slimes in your vac stream at once while on the range | |
| Six Pack | Not Achieved | Have at least 6 different types of slimes in the same corral | |
| Risky Business | Not Achieved | Have at least 3 different types of largos in the same corral | |
| Pool Party | Not Achieved | Fill a pond on the Ranch with at least 5 different types of slimes | |
| Diversification | Not Achieved | Have at least 10 types of largos on the Ranch | |
| Ball Pit | Achieved | Jump into a corral containing at least 40 slimes | 2783 days 9 hours ago |
| Rush Challenger | Not Achieved | Reach at least 10,000 newbucks in Rush Mode | |
| Rush Champion | Not Achieved | Reach at least 35,000 newbucks in Rush Mode | |
| Rush Plortmaster | Not Achieved | Reach at least 75,000 newbucks in Rush Mode | |
| Into the Past | Not Achieved | Discover the Ancient Ruins | |
| Onward... to SCIENCE! | Not Achieved | Fabricate your first Slime Science gadget | |
| Bea the Builder | Not Achieved | Fabricate 35 Slime Science gadgets | |
| Never Stop Creating | Not Achieved | Fabricate 100 Slime Science gadgets | |
| Best of the Worst | Not Achieved | Place a tarr on the #1 Slime Stage | |
| She's on Fire! | Not Achieved | Score 50 points in a single game of slimeball | |
| One Person at a Time | Achieved | Join the 7Zee Rewards Club | 2775 days 15 hours ago |
| Color Me Impressed | Not Achieved | Use chroma packs to change the color of the ranch house, tech, and vacpack | |
| Mint in Box | Not Achieved | Purchase at least 10 different types of slime toys | |
| The Hunter Has Become... The Other Thing | Not Achieved | Snare a Hunter Gordo | |
| Renewal | Not Achieved | Start bringing life back to the Glass Desert | |
| Pro Style | Not Achieved | Complete the Slimepedia | |
| Doors Like These | Not Achieved | Discover where Hobson's journey ended, and started once again. | |
| The Adventure Continues! | Not Achieved | Complete Adventure Mode and set out for what's next. | |