| Lab Rat | Achieved | Acquire the fully powered Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. | 2833 days 3 hours ago |
| Fratricide | Achieved | Do whatever it takes to survive. | 1517 days 17 hours ago |
| Partygoer | Achieved | Make the correct party escort submission position decision. | 1377 days 16 hours ago |
| Heartbreaker | Achieved | Complete Portal. | 1377 days 16 hours ago |
| Terminal Velocity | Achieved | Fall 30,000 feet. | 988 days 16 hours ago |
| Long Jump | Not Achieved | Jump 300 feet. | |
| Cupcake | Not Achieved | Beat two Portal advanced maps. | |
| Fruitcake | Not Achieved | Beat four Portal advanced maps. | |
| Vanilla Crazy Cake | Not Achieved | Beat all six Portal advanced maps. | |
| Basic Science | Not Achieved | Earn bronze medals on all Portal challenges. | |
| Rocket Science | Not Achieved | Earn silver medals on all Portal challenges. | |
| Aperture Science | Not Achieved | Earn gold medals on all Portal challenges. | |
| Camera Shy | Not Achieved | Detach security cameras from the walls. | |
| Friendly Fire | Achieved | Knock down a turret with another turret. | 2698 days 5 hours ago |
| Transmission Received | Not Achieved | ..? | |