| Cast Member | Achieved | Complete the story's opening sequence in any mode. | 1772 days 6 hours ago |
| Seasoned Performer | Not Achieved | Complete the first four finales in any mode. | |
| Virtuoso | Not Achieved | Get an A++ in 10 levels. | |
| Solo Star | Not Achieved | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in Normal Solo Story Mode. | |
| Coop Star | Not Achieved | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in Normal Co-op Story Mode. | |
| Insane Solo Star | Not Achieved | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in insane solo story mode. | |
| Insane Coop Star | Not Achieved | Get a letter grade in every level (except Encores) in insane co-op story mode. | |
| Crowd Pleaser | Not Achieved | Complete all the Encores in any mode. | |
| Secret Hat Hunter | Not Achieved | Collect 10 Golden Hats. | |
| Hats Off | Not Achieved | Get a letter grade in all eight finales in any mode. | |
| The Professional | Not Achieved | Be on the winning team in 100 arena matches. | |
| All Around Joe | Not Achieved | Be on the winning team in one arena match of every mode. | |
| Secret Finder | Achieved | | 1772 days 5 hours ago |
| Nail File Cake | Not Achieved | Free a fellow prisoner. | |
| Black Marketeer | Achieved | Get yourself a cool new weapon. | 1772 days 5 hours ago |
| Jail Breaker | Not Achieved | Free 50 prisoners in the Gift Shop. | |
| Social Butterfly | Not Achieved | Collect all the prisoners of one head shape. | |
| Freedom Hero | Not Achieved | Free all the prisoners in the Gift Shop by unlocking or trading. | |
| Armed and Dangerous | Not Achieved | Collect all the weapons in the Gift Shop by unlocking or trading. | |
| First Time Trader | Not Achieved | Make a trade with someone. | |
| Take A Bow | Not Achieved | Complete an encore level in Story Mode. | |
| Traitor | Achieved | | 1771 days 15 hours ago |
| Deadly Performer | Achieved | Get 100 kills. | 1758 days 8 hours ago |
| Chicken Toucher | Achieved | Play with the Behemoth or someone with this achievement in an online game. | 1520 days 11 hours ago |
| Melee Master | Achieved | Successfully use every melee attack move. | 1771 days 16 hours ago |
| Weapons Master | Not Achieved | Use each weapon successfully. | |
| Consolation Prize | Not Achieved | | |
| Prison Food | Not Achieved | | |
| Theater Critic | Not Achieved | Complete 10 user-created levels in a single Featured Story playlist. | |
| Theater Manager | Not Achieved | Download and host a game of user-created levels. | |